// If you're reading this, you should note two things:
// 1) You're a snooping little bastard.  Like me.  Congrats.
// 2) I stole part of this idea and part of this code from my old
//    college buddy Graham.  Pay him respect at www.OBEYGRAHAM.com

quotes = new Array(

"Bringing order to chaos...",
"You decide your own level of involvement.",
"I tighten the reins.",
"And then some.",
"When the going gets tough, the tough come here.",
"Free English tutoring.  Inquire within.",
"The tingle tells you it's working.",
"Australian for \"ownage.\"",
"You're just refreshing to see these now, aren't you?",
"You could be looking at porn right now.",
"Me > You",
"Provided by the management for your protection.",
"It tastes like burning!",
"myspacekeyisbroken.",
"Many will enter, few will win.",
"I stole the cookie from the cookie jar",
"In Stereo (where available)",
"I make learning fun.",
"Prescription-strength and not habit forming.",
"My own brand of vigilante justice.",
"Very few profundities can be expressed in less than 80 characters.",

"... the other white meat.",
"It's what's for dinner.",
"The juice is loose.",

"I am but a worm.",
"I have something to say.  It's better to burn out than to fade away!",
"There can be only one.",

"I'm Rick James, Beatch.  Enjoy yo'selves.",
"Fer shizzle.",
"Fyuk yew, britches.",

"The only thing to be in 1983 is... handsome.",
"Would you risk it for a biscuit?",
"Kiss my shades.",
"Kiss my shades, too.",
"Will nature make a man of me yet?",
"Smiths indeed.",
"Romantic and square is hip and aware.",
"Are you loathesome tonight?",
"So far, so bad.",
"You are sleeping, you do not want to believe.",
"Because we must.",

"Do what I say.",
"Tick-tock and you don't stop.",
"It's time to thin the herd.",
"Scene but not herd.",
"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.",
"The laws of physics do not apply to me.",
"WARNING: Persons denying the existence of robots may, in fact, be robots themselves.",
"A star is born.",
"I invented the internet.",
"Re-elect Gore in 2004!",
"Curiouser and curiouser.",
"My kingdom for a manatee!",
"Remember that time I was wrong?  Yeah, me neither.",
"I've stopped making sense.",
"I got my fancy pants on now.",
"Still with me?",
"On my own terms, I'm nearly unbeatable.",
"I built this town.",
"I eat people.",
"I appeal to a small, select group of very confused people.",
"There is a good chance that I'm naked as you read this.  Think about that.",
"Ain't got time for no \"three wishes!\"  This here's a short film!",
"\"Never drink water.  Fish fuck in it.\"    - Grampa Hal",
"We are what we pretend to be.",
"This is going to hurt.",
"I will break your heart.",
"Despair springs eternal.",

"I work for Mr. Fandango.",
"I'm here for the, uh, Fandango. *wink*wink*",
"Mauled by a tiger!?",
"It's pronounced \"karate.\"",
"Marty, you're a joker!",

"SmartestManEver.com: the premier training ground for today's young starlets!",
"SmartestManEver.com: the voice of treason.",
"SmartestManEver.com: not short of victims.",
"SmartestManEver.com: 80 Years Young!",
"SmartestManEver.com: not really the cult people suspect.",
"SmartestManEver.com: one of only four hotels in town providing hourly rates.",
"SmartestManEver.com: now supporting 33 orphans on a monthly basis.",
"SmartestManEver.com: designed to emphasize your total comfort.",
"SmartestManEver.com: leave your classy pants at the door.",
"SmartestManEver.com: the leader in sausage delivery and related services.",
"SmartestManEver.com: it really ties the room together, Dude.",
"SmartestManEver.com: representing all that's right with the world.",

"I am so right there with you.",
"I am in a deep funk that I can barely articulate.",
"I am very insecure.",
"I am the way.",
"I'm naked under my clothes.",
"I am out for the rest of the season.",
"I am expected to make my initial court appearance this afternoon.",
"I am your typical momma's boy.",
"I am unable to trust or relate to those who try to help me.",
"I am expected to win in November.",
"I'm a professional with money to burn.",
"I'm a real stand-up guy with class to spare.",
"I am the child of a mermaid and a human prince.",
"I am extremely naive for a college graduate.",
"I am the future of California.",
"I am big and strong.",
"I am mending my broken heart.",
"I am the NBA defensive player of the year.",
"I am prettier than you.",
"I am technically still a doctor.",
"I am the proud owner of... you.",
"I am based on the best-selling novel of the same name.",
"I am the pride of the western United States.",
"I am the last great liar.",
"I am a desperate man who craves the one thing that I can’t seem to find.",
"I am perpetually caught in a web of deception and murder.",
"I am an accomplished elbow-titter.",
"I am the patron saint of internet porn.",
"I'm in the top ten at least.  At least.",
"I'm probably writing you a poem at this very moment.",
"I am the least of your worries.",
"I am the only thing that keeps you holding on.",
"I am out of your league.",
"I am a walking testimonial.",
"I am just a kid, after all.",
"I'm only taking back what belongs to me.",
"I am the cure.",
"I am the only one you'll never need."

)