Welcome to the Rack. This is my own public torture chamber designed to allow you to mangle and disfigure my least favorite celebrities. Simply select one of the episodes below to read about why I dislike these unfortunates so much, and then release your inner hatred by interactively stretching a picture of their face. Immature and ill-spirited fun for all!

Episode #1: George W. Bush
Episode #2: Larry Ellison
Episode #3: Puff Daddy
And coming soon...
Episode #4: "Dr." Phil McGraw

By the way, if you have a suggestion for who might be good on next week's Rack, please send me your ideas. Better yet, if you have a picture you'd like to see up here, send that too! Also, feel free to send me screenshots of what you've done to whomever is on The Rack. If I get enough submissions, I'll put up a "Hall of Fame" of the funniest ones.


The Stretch Applet "AlexWarp" that is used on all of the Rack episodes was created by Alex Rosen.


Music: "Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin"