Now you can finally show your Smartest Man Ever pride with the official Smartest T-Shirt Ever. A dozen or so of these have already been given out prior to me writing this right now. Every once in a while, I go have a bunch more made. Want one? Here are the rules:

  1. I do not sell shirts. SmartestManEver.com is not a commercial site in any way. I give the shirts away as gifts, and the cost of producing them comes out of my own pocket. Besides, it's payment enough just to know some of you monkeys are actually walking around out there with my face on your chest. Anyways, for this reason, whether or not you get a shirt is totally at my discretion.


  2. Go here to pick a shirt style. The place I get the shirts made uses that catalog, so I should be able to get them done using just about anything you pick from there. So far, people have stuck to plain t-shirts, but feel free to get creative.


  3. The shirts only come in black... unless you can make a really convincing case for another color. They look like this:


    FRONT

    BACK

  4. Email me with your request including the style (you can just paste in the link from that catalog) and size you want. I'll get back to you, and we can work something out. I have no intention (currently) of spending hundreds on shirts for people I've never met, so unless you're a good friend of mine, don't get your hopes too high.

I'll be posting more pictures as I'm able to get my hands on them...



Freud would be speechless.

Lala sports her SME shirt on a night of post-performance bar hopping.

Here's Steve laying it down on stage with his band, MetroLogic.

Jen shows us her catalog model impression.

Jared searches his pockets for some beer money.



Music: "Waiting For The Miracle - Leonard Cohen"