OK, so she's not really a friend, because, well... we've never met. But I'm confident she'd like me. After all, she's maybe the most alluring woman on the planet, and thus I am her male counterpart. I don't know what it is about her, but WOW. Just WOW. How can you not agree? To catch her in live motion, check out Christina Ricci's up-to-date filmography.

I occasionally hear guys say that this musician or that actress is the most attractive. Those guys are wrong. Click below to see what I'm talking about. And by the way, Christina, if you ever see this, why don't you write me?