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*Historical Note - I've kept the Horsemen section around more for historical reference than anything else. It's childish and chauvanistic,but I really thought it was funny years ago... oh well. "Seasons change, and so did I. You need not wonder why." www.HorsemanKnights.com is currently *DOWN*. Maybe we'll... ah-hem... get it up again soon. It was the place to go to satisfy all of your Horsemen needs. There you'd find the stories, pictures, soundclips, and Horsemen lore that you've all been dying to experience. Quite simply, it was a multimedia super-show of the most money men that California has to offer. But it was also expensive. And we're all lazy. So for now, you get this page. Virtual Vegas - Take a trip to Las Vegas without even getting up from your chair! This particular Horsemen page has been around for a LONG time... Abba (Brian Walnut) - Directly translated, the word means "Pappy", but the persona involves so much more. He's the father-figure you wish you had, and a car salesman in every sense of the word. Baby New Year - Our token alcoholic. Him drunk is somewhere between Debbie Does Dallas and Apocalypse Now. Every man, woman, and child had better run, because he'll smack the men around, impregnate the women, and traumatize the children. Benzilla (Robert Knox) - That's me, you idiot! Double Down (Jeff Stoneridge) - Not only does he have a faster car than mine, but I think he's gotten more phone numbers than I've taken breaths. Women of his tend to get... we'll say obsessive. At least now he's got a wife to fight them off. El Gringo Diablo - The crazy white devil is M.I.A. last I heard. He's not been seen in a while. Have YOU seen El Gringo Diablo? Contact us if you know where he is. Do NOT attempt to apprehend El Gringo Diablo yourself. Like a typical hot-headed Irishman, he's probably out looking for a fight right now. Goofy (Lee San Miguel) - Well, this is the most trustworthy Horseman of them all. This guy would be here for any one of us through almost anything. You sure as hell had better not cross him though, because if you do, a foot is getting broken off in somebody's ass! He may do that whole "respectable cop" thing now, but just don't touch his bagpipes. |
